Me on the internet:
HI HELLO YES LET'S BE FRIENDS. SO MUCH CAPSLOCK
Me in real life: cannot look you in the eye wow my shoes are fascinating
Me in real life: cannot look you in the eye wow my shoes are fascinating
when i was younger i used to think ron stoppable was going to marry me so i hated on kim possible and i found this on my old laptop
Oh my god
(via that-filipino-kid)
OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM I’M NOT JOKING THIS IS HIS IDEA OF COMING OUT I’M GOING TO PISS.
(via h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s)
how I tell stories
me:
and then she was like
me: and im like
me: but then shes like
me: then theyre like
me: so i was like
me: yeah like
me: i know like
me: ye
me: and im like
me: but then shes like
me: then theyre like
me: so i was like
me: yeah like
me: i know like
me: ye










